The Job I Want

I want to be in charge of naming the tropical storms and hurricanes.

I would name them after People Who Have Wronged Me. (Though I must admit, I'm not sure how excited the media will be about "Hurricane Reviewer B.")

Because I (fortunately) won't be able to get through the alphabet just with People Who Wronged Me, I'll also use names of People Who Have Wronged the World in General. Hello, Hurricane Adolf. And Hurricane Benito. (The rest are left as an exercise for the reader.)